“…like he’s gliding through the fucking matrix…
This is spot on. I wonder if he has done more videos like this one?” – Ben
Archive for February, 2010
Generic News Segment (So True)
Posted by Ben on 28/02/2010, 9:00 AM
Posted in Entertainment | Tagged: news, parody, video, YouTube | Leave a Comment »
Beware of Dog [Comic]
Posted by Ben on 27/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“Pretty epic comic. I always see those “Beware of Dog” signs and wonder just how dangerous they really are” – Ben
Rambo's dog wasn't very social.
Source: AcidCow Funny Comics
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: beware of dog, Comic, dog, gun, shooting, webcomic | Leave a Comment »
African Camouflage
Posted by Ben on 26/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“I actually snorted looking at this photo when I was laughing so hard. WTF are they doing?” – Ben
Check it out, we're tanned now.
Source: AcidCow Pic Dump.
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: africa, camouflage, oil, wtf | Leave a Comment »
The Times They are A’changin’: Friends vs. House
Posted by Ben on 25/02/2010, 9:00 AM
Posted in Demotivation, Funny Pictures | Tagged: 2002, 2009, airplane, Demotivation, Demotivational, friends, funny, house, hugh laurie | Leave a Comment »
The only Obama Protestor I agree with
Posted by Ben on 24/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“Good on this guy, Arrested Development is awesome.” – Ben
I've made a huge mistake.
Source: AcidCow Pic Dump
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: arrested development, funny, obama, protest, protestors, tv | Leave a Comment »
Sexy Pens
Posted by Ben on 23/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“I would change the labelling for Another Threesome to Devil’s Threesome” – Ben
Source: AcidCow Pic Dump
Posted in Funny Pictures, Pictures | Tagged: 3some, 69, funny, lesbian, lesbo, pens, sex, threesome | Leave a Comment »
The Shark Knife Will Fuck you up!
Posted by Ben on 22/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“This is perhaps the most brutal shark-inspired weapon I’ve ever seen. This makes me wonder what would happen if a fight broke out and you did the old…you call that a knife?! and pulled this sucker out. If I saw someone sporting this mofo I’d probably run in the opposite direction. Shark weapon = +3 fear” – Ben.
Being attacked by this would be pretty close to being mauled by an actual shark.
Source: Geekologie
Bonus time: Here is an additional SHARK KNIFE image!!!
lol
Posted in Pictures | Tagged: badass, evil, knife, Shark, weapon | Leave a Comment »
Girlfriend vs. Boyfriend Google Searches
Posted by Ben on 21/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“Love the top search on both. Yes women… pay attention!!!” – Ben
I like how the guys one looks like he's progessively gotten in trouble.
Source: Imgur
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: boyfriend, boyfriend searches, funny, funny google search, girlfriend, girlfriend searches, google, google search | Leave a Comment »
Lobster Rage Fist
Posted by Ben on 20/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“a necessary component is beer” – Ben
finally: combining old-fashioned fistycuffs with crustaceans.
Source: Certified Bullshit Tech.
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: How To, lobster, lobster rage fist, rage, rage fist | Leave a Comment »
Christina Hendricks has huge boobs
Posted by Ben on 19/02/2010, 6:25 PM
“I’ve only managed to get halfway through season 1 of Mad Men, but suffice to say Christina Hendricks could be a reason alone to watch it. Basically it’s because she has a 38DDD chest…See the second image I posted for more details” – Ben
Christina Hendricks is a real life Jessica Rabbit.
Nothing like a pie chart created out of breast.
Green Dress 1
Green Dress 2
Glamour
4 x 4
For more about Christina Hendricks, checkout her IMDB page, her Wikipedia page and her Chickipedia page.
Posted in Hot Women | Tagged: Boobs, breasts, chest, christina hendricks, huge tits, jessica rabbit, mad men, tit, tits | 1 Comment »
Dunecat lolcat
Posted by Ben on 19/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“Dune is epic, but this lolcat is clever. I don’t like lolcat’s per say… but if they have sufficient pop culture reference I’ll include them” – Ben.
Fear is the mindkiller...
The actual article is about how there might be a new Dune movie directed by Peter Berg. He directed:
- Taken (awesome)
- The Kingdom (alright)
- Hancock (cough)
Source: Topless Robot.
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: dune, dunecat, lolcat, Movie, peter berg, taken | Leave a Comment »
Epic Motorbike Stunt [GIF]
Posted by Ben on 18/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“ok this is fraking epic. I reckon he would have fucked himself up afterwards though” – Ben
King kong ain't got shit on me!
Source: AcidCow Daily Mix
Posted in Funny Pictures, Gif | Tagged: epic, gif, motorbike, pool, walk on water, water | Leave a Comment »
How Facebook and Twitter would sound to people living in the past
Posted by Ben on 17/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“Imagine him trying to explain an iPhone, digg or 4chan” – Ben
Omgz, thats a tasty lookin' set o' wafflez
Posted in Facebook, Funny Pictures | Tagged: facebook, funny, lol, social media, time travel, twitter, upload | Leave a Comment »
IT Crowd Cross Stitch
Posted by Ben on 16/02/2010, 9:00 AM
“ok, if you have never heard of the IT Crowd, you should be beaten with a stick. Find some way of watching it. Don’t download it. It is an AMAZING show. Every person I’ve introduced to it has loved it. Basically this is a fan-homage to the show, where they answer every call to their IT department with – Have you tried turning it off and on again?” – Ben
IT Crowd FTW!!!!!
Source: http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/
Posted in Funny Pictures | Tagged: awesome, Comedy, cross stitch, funny, IT Crowd, knitting, UK | Leave a Comment »
Love or Hate Valentine’s Day ?
Posted by Ben on 14/02/2010, 6:32 PM
Valentine’s day is one of those events that most people either love or hate. The later usually being single people, or guys. So as a special day I thought I’d make a special post in honour of it. I’m going break down why I think people would love/hate the 14th of February. As a sidebar, I’d also like to wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year by saying “Xing Nian Kuai Le” and “Gong Xi Fa Chai” which also occurs today!
Love Valentine’s
- You are a romantic.
- You like to be spoilt by your bf/gf.
- You love an excuse to give/get presents.
Hate Valentine’s
- Your single and this is a day that seemed designed to point out that fact.
- You don’t buy into it, you’d rather spend your time and money on something else.
- Your one of five Americans that prefer a pet to a human on Valentine’s day (Source)
- You hate the fact that every restaurant and event marks up their price because it’s Valentine’s day. it’s a conspiracy created by Hallmark.
“Romance is dead; it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized and sold of piece-by-piece.” – Lisa Simpson
Valentine’s Related Humour
Star Wars related Valentine's
XKCD's take on Valentines, kinda depressing.
I'm guessing this ignores necrophiliacs
Hallmark Demotivational
Discovery Channel is having a special on Dino Sex tonight on Valentine's Day... I shit you not!
Nothing like expressing that you don't want someone mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands. It's cute....
Posted in Demotivation, Funny Pictures, Personal | Tagged: bear arms, bear with chainsaw arms, Comic, Demotivation, Demotivational, funny, hallmark, humor, humour, love, mauled by a bear, romance, Star Wars, stormtrooper, valentines, valentines day | Leave a Comment »
